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Wow [Sep. 25th, 2007|08:46 pm]
So who the fuck thinks they are some big badass going to melissa's page and talking shit like a fucking pussy?

i see someone is posting shit anonymously to her page talking shit about us. if your so fucking concerned let us all know who you are so when i come back i can personally show you how i feel about that and slap you around a bit. i dont give a fuck who you are. i dont give a fuck how you feel. just fuck off.

or if you wanna continue to talk shit
why dont you post underneath ur name?
scared?

Lee
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In a better mood [Oct. 11th, 2006|06:50 pm]
Going to Afghanistan December!
woooo!
Fuck yes
ttyl people
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I almost understand [Oct. 9th, 2006|03:04 pm]
[Current Location |Hiding in the computer room]

So, am I supposed to happy with this shit or what?

seriously, should I?

Try being in my boots at least for one day, try it all you would have a nice little breakdown within a hour.

Try spilling yourself to someone and hours later its like it meant nothing.

Put on a uniform and carry your weapon and be forced to keep silent with no hope of being a individual, every fucking day.

Maybe what you are saying is I can't be entitled to my opinion but others are.

Im not going to say anything else because apparently people freak out about how I feel.

So guys, appreciate it. When I get sent away and get issued my rifle and get told that I'll be defending the people of my country, I'll remember this shit.
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Note [Oct. 8th, 2006|09:59 am]
[Current Music |Cypress Hill]

What am I to say when I am almost speechless, more or less shocked to fucking hell?

All I can say is vendetta.

November.

Bitchass motherfucker.

I gives a fuck.

Later.
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Hooah! [Jul. 5th, 2006|12:07 pm]
[Current Music |Queen]

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

And like that Lee went and got a plane ticket from Minneapolis to Orlando.
Im coming home everyone, better hide your booze and ladies.
So get ready I'll be in Orlando July 12.

Its kinda like that homees.

Damn Im excited,

you?
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Ummm?? [Feb. 28th, 2006|08:56 am]
What would you say if Lee went to the Indian casino drunk one night and got married?

comment?
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Woohoo, I farted [Feb. 21st, 2006|08:54 am]
[Current Music |Blitzkrieg Bop, Rob Zombie]

GUYS!
I just got done ice skating for gym class. Man I suck, but it was really fun. Especially because some lil tiny "badass" hockey player dude tried to knock me down, but I punched him in the face really hard and he screamed. I love skating now.

Also I had a new experience yesterday, I was a farm hand. Yes Lee was almost a cowboy, except not from like brokeback mountain. Anyways I discovered I hate horses, they smell and they can get really mad when you blow smoke on them.

In two weeks guess what Im doing, well its not going to Florida. But Im going to see Mr Rob Zombie with a lady. yes I am
well Im gonna go so later

Leeji
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hmmm [Feb. 17th, 2006|09:02 am]
Well putting aside the last post, Im a bit better now. So for some actual news.

Im a real recruiter now. Its fun to call retards and try to get them to join.
I like to go clubbing. Its like one of the few fun things you can do in the winter. Especially today considering it is actually -35 outside. Supposed you can get frostbite within 10 minutes, yay.
Anyways my comrades to my side " the poop one" is horribly well ummm....hello, and its quite funny.
Well I have to go now Im sorry. Later
Leeji
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So ummm.......Minnesota blows [Feb. 16th, 2006|09:19 am]
OI you guys.
I miss Florida really bad.
I miss the Sun
I miss the beach
I miss my family
I miss you guys
I miss skipping school
I miss smoking in school
I miss parties
I miss Jagermeister
I miss my car
I miss my kayak
I miss drama
I miss knowing what road Im on
I miss sex
Oh man I really miss sex




So right now Im stuck in business class. Lee got in trouble today for wearing a boondocks saints tee shirt and Lee decieded to tell off the counselor. It was something of the like," You let the brothas wear gang colors and I have a movie shirt so Im a bad image" Then I yelled at him for trying to make me turn my shirt inside out and other great things.

Also in the news well, not much. Some girl beside me keeps saying she has to poop, ew. And I went to the Seether/Shinedown concert Monday, kick ass

Well IM gonna go, maybe I'll update again one day,

Leeji
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Drinky Drinky Drinky Drinky Drinky FIGHT! [Feb. 3rd, 2006|09:16 am]
[Current Mood | high]
[Current Music |Shout at the Devil, Motley Crue]

GUys!

I miss you!
Come to Minnesota, we can start a new Florida colony
It'd be really cool
We can take surf boards and go down hills and like get stoned and throw rocks at the Hmongs, bcause they havefunny names like Lee Chan and Chia Chong.

So today is Friday, so you know what that means? Im going clubbing and right afterwards Im going to a kegger.

Hopefully I can come down soon
Fuck yeah

Leeji
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yep im cool [Jan. 24th, 2006|09:15 am]
guess what

lee went clubbing

and didnt die

later
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Quick post before Lee gets in trouble, again [Jan. 10th, 2006|08:54 am]
Okay so things are getting good
I don't think I have a gf anymore so thats pretty good
but in better news
Leeji is going to the Indian Casino Friday after school with a bunch of girls and possibly getting a room for the night
Hooah
They're hot too

shit g2g

Leehiu
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Beer, in my pants [Jan. 3rd, 2006|08:58 am]
[Current Mood | high]
[Current Music |The Gangs all Here, Dropkick Murphys]

Dudes,

Minnesota is starting to look better, I think the only reason is because they have really good pot here. Also the booze is uber cheap, so here comes thy story of New Years.

I GOT FUCKING PISS ASS DRUNK/STONED! Woo hoo! With a fat guy that looked like OZZY, a skinny but really tall black man, a 25 year old woman with five kids, some gangsta white guy, and it also included many more random neighbors in the apartment complex. All was well until I went upstairs and passed out on the toilet (not pooping, ew) and some ppl took my clothes and took pictures. Kinda made me think of Florida whenever I put on Mel's stuff someone always took a picture and found a way to put it on lj.

Anyways ya'll, Im in this thing that people call "school" and Im not supposed to be on here because they have "rules". Oh well I'm going to go to sleep now or something, later!

Leeji




Fabio,

I thank you for that wonderful phraise, Theres a beer in my pants. It does the trick.
mhmm
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the update [Dec. 21st, 2005|08:45 am]
[Current Mood | weird]
[Current Music |Reign in Blood, slayer]

okay so Im still in Minnesota. Its really cold and Im probably having my first negative thoughts about this place. I miss the crew soo much. I even had my bday saturday night, probably one of the most bittersweet moments I've ever had. oh well.I plan on coming back down for a week or so, maybe next month. Im in school right now, in some sort of business class that has a teacher that dosen't know any business teachings. you wanna know something, i even got myself a girl. but its hard to know what to say about that. i live with my grandfather who is becoming senile and some cats and a dog.thats pretty much all i have up here. ok im going to go now, miss ya'll alot.

Leeji
(damn i miss that name)
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moop [Dec. 8th, 2005|04:29 pm]
--Southern--
1] Do you have a couch in your front yard or porch? nope just snow
2] Do you drive a four-wheeler? SNOW MOBILE
3] Do you ride fourwheelers? a couple times
4] Do you like to get dirty? Only when its kosher
5] Do you like country music? Maybe if my girlfriend leaves me and my dog dies
6] Do you have a broken car in your back yard? i wish
7] Do you own a cowboy hat? I have a beret
8] Do you live on more then 2 acres? more like a 1/8 acre
9] Do you have more then 4 different animals at your house? 4 cats and a dog .
Total Yes: 0


-Goth-
1] Do you wear eyeliner? Did once and my mom beat me up
2] Is most of your clothing dark? Only because it matches
3] Do you think about death often? Used to when I worked at a cemetary
4] Do you want to die? maybe later
5] Are you a social outcast? No Im Lee
6] Are you pale? Just a white guy with a slight tan
7] Do you like Hot Topic? Admittedly yes
Total Yes:


--Skater Punk--
1] Can you skateboard: I can fall down
2] Do you wear Vans?: Nope, walmart
3] Do you do stupid stuff with your friends?: Oh thats a insult
4] Have you gotten in trouble with the Cops? Hehe, what do you think
5] Do you watch the x-games?: occasionally
6] Do you have any piercings?: on my weiner
7] Do you like/wear mohawks? Want to, but the army is mean
8] Do you wear Band t-shirts: Hell yeh
9] Have you called someone a poser? No, I called a cracker once
Total Yes:

--Prep--
1] Do you say the word "like": Sometimes
2] Do you shop at Hollister/Abercrombie&Fitch: Hehe, Im poor
3] Do you "pop the collar"?: Is that a sexual favor
4] Do the people in Hot topic scare you?: I usually laugh at them
5] Is Seth Cohen the only nerd you like?: Um, who is that
6] Do you watch LAGUNA BEACH?: Why would I do that when I have the history channel
7] Do you like pop music?: ewwies
8] Do you want/have a little dog?: my grandpa does
Total Yes:


--Hippie--
1] Is your hair long?: The army says mine is too long
2] Do you own a tye-dye shirt?: Nope
3] Do you want to save the animals?: only if I can eat them later
4] Do you think war is unneccesary? Hey, it keeps me employed
5] Is love essential in your life?: How the fuck would I know
6] Have you smoked pot?: Maybe
7] Do you like classic rock and trippy music?: What blue collar dude dosent
Total Yes: 3


--Gangsta--
1] Do you act ghetto?: Only to make fun of ppl
2] Do you wear do-rags?: ummm, no
3] Do you like hip-hop? : GROSS!
4] Was Tupac truly the greatest rapper in the world?: HAHA HE GOT SHOT!
5] Do you believe he's alive?: SHOOT HIM AGAIN
6] Do you like afros?: Sorry Im not down with the brown
7] Have you ever said "fo shizzle"?: I hope not
8] Do you like to dance?: HEADbang
9] Do you own any Baby Phat or G-Unit?: is that a std?
Total Yes:


--Emo--
1] Do you cry often?: No Im a man
2] Do you wear hoodies?: a jnco one
7] Do you want to be at the beach right now? Yeh I wanna run into surfers on my kayak
8] Do you hate tourists? Well I like exploiting them
Total Yes:


--Geek--
1] Do you wear glasses?: Nah
2] Do you get good grades?: umm, maybe one day
3] Do you use an inhaler?: I'd like too
4] Do you stick pens and calculators into your shirt pockets?: No, just smokes
5] Does your mom pick out your clothes?: Not anymore
6] Are you on the computer often?: sadly no
7] Do you ever get picked on?: Usually i pick on ppl
8] Do you look forward to going to school?: Sometimes
9] Are you shy around the opposite sex?:okay, sometimes

okay that was nasty
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Man my ass hurts, okay no it dosen't. The library chairs suck. [Dec. 8th, 2005|04:08 pm]
[Current Mood | horny]
[Current Music |What I got, Sublime]

Okay so Im back in here for a few minutes

Having a good time so far, I just started school like Monday. Its way totally different from the one at home. Like we actually have a friggin cafeteria that is inside. Also there are plenty of cool people and hot chicks, amaziing. The best part is THERE'S NO SENIOR PROJECT! My classes are so freaking easy, like the only one that requires some effort is psycology, but its so easy. Man, you guys would love it up here. Im really missing the CFB crew alot, I bring a picture of everyone drinking and I keep it in my notebook and show just about everyone I have a conversation with. But we have some gay ass rules in my school, like you can't wear any jackets inside the school, they have cameras, and if you make out with someone you get a sexual assualt charge.

Other than that everything is cool. Hopefully this weekend my friend Kaela and I are going to be hanging out and Im going to show her the wonders of our green budding friend.

Oh yeh, guess what Im not a combat engineer anymore. Im a MP, so you know what that means, Im a fucking cop motherfuckers. Hahaha!

Okay im going to go away, it may take some time for me to get back on a comp, but sooner or later I will.

So um Later,
Leeji

ps, if anyone wants to give me a shout sometime when they are bored or intoxicated give me a call. (651)455-3914
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Muwawawa wankers! [Nov. 26th, 2005|02:33 pm]
[Current Mood | high]
[Current Music |The Ballad of Johnny Butt, Sublime]

OI!

How the fuck is everyone doing in the sunshine?
Im trudging through snow in 10 degree weather and it is freaking awesome, yet amazing.
Sledding is so much fun. And so is groping the many Charlie Brown statues around the city that represent all the different ethnic groups.
And we have HMONG people, pronounced "mung" hehe, they're Vietemese.
There are gangstas here too, but they are just big teddy bears with baseball bats.
I get served booze in just about every joint too, uber cool
Its like everyday I just walk the street and I have some sort of adventure while smoking and strutting around to SUBLIME
hmmm what else......Grandpa has guns!! And lots of them!
Im going shooting tommorrow, yay.

So next weekend Im going to the main city part of St. Paul with the mall of America and Im going to take pictures of stuff and just for kicks and screams I'll go grope the patriotic statues of the state capital for my crew and then go get smashed out of my mind at the pub.

Well my internet time is running out, I'm at some library next to my house and they only limit me a hour of comp time.

So later CFB I love ya'll

The man more cooler than any judeo-christian God,

Leeji
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Keep kids away from flame throwers [Nov. 15th, 2005|11:44 pm]
What can I say
hmmmm.....

Couple more days until my leave. Im gonna miss the whole CFB and drama cults. Its been a great time.
I've learned alot of new things and done some pretty weird stuff, and Im gonna miss it. All sorts of random gatherings, parties, Rocky Horror, Plays, Denny's, and other cool stuff I failed to mention. Fucking amazing. There was sorts of awesomeness between everyone, hopefully when I leave for the north I can find a little up there too..whatever....as I learned in Ms. Tyson's class last year. Good people like you caused the Holocaust.

L88r

Leeji
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Really bored like whoa [Nov. 15th, 2005|11:42 pm]
[Current Music |The Colbert Report ( its French, bitch)]

100 QUESTIONS!! H a v e y o u e v e r. . . 01. Fallen for your best friend ? Yes, I think we all remember that one 02. Made out with JUST a friend? yeah why not 03. Been rejected? Like once and it really sucked ass 04. Been in love? Thought I was, but then I stopped doing drugs 05. Been in lust? Hasn't everyone? 07. Been used? Yeh, but when you get boobage for whatever, it usually makes up for it 08. Cheated on someone? Nope 09. Been cheated on? yEp 10. Done something you regret? I do that on a day to day basis my friends W h o w a s t h e l a s t p e r s o n . . . 12. You touched? Myself 13. You talked to? Physically: Drew, he wanted me to pay rent for this week 14. You hugged? I think either Jessica or Megan 15. You instant messaged? Mariel 16. You called? BRANDO! 17. You yelled at? Lauren, shes fat and my sister 18. You laughed at? My brother, he's fat too 19. You had a crush on? I have no clue 20. break your heart? That red headed girl with the boobs D o Y o u ? 22. Color your hair? Im a dude, thats wrong 24. Piercings? Guys with peircings is still wrong 25. Have a boyfriend/girlfriend/both? Nope just single 26. Floss daily? Im no fuckin metro 27. Own a webcam? No, but Mariel had one 28. Ever get off the damn computer? Sometimes when I have to poop 29. shibal, mo hae? Ewwwwww, thats gross 30. Habla espanol? Leave my weiner out of this asshole G e n e r a l Q u e s t i o n s 40. Considered a life of crime? Sometimes, but then I realize I don't like hurting people 41. Considered being a hooker? Like when I was a fat little kid 42. Considered being a pimp? Nah, too white 43. Are you psycho? Don't worry, Im not a Marine 45. Schizophrenic? Sure when no one is looking 46. Obsessive? I dont really think so 47. Obsessive compulsive? Only when I think I didnt lock my car 48. Panic? Nope, I've got pills for that 49. Anxiety? Pills for that too 50. Depressed? Occasionally, but I get happy within a day or two 51. Suicidal? Not at all 52. Obsessed with Hate? Only way to fight hate is to counter it with more hate 53. Dream of mutilated bodies? Thats kinda weird 54. Dream of doing those things instead of just seeing them? what the fuck are you trying to say R a n d o m S t u f f . . . 55. If you could be anywhere, where would you be? I'd be in Europe 56. What would you be doing? Smoking, drinking, pretty much doing the same mindless stuff I do in the States 58. What are you listening to? HATEBREED 59. Can you do anything freakish with your body? I can almost fart on command 60. Chicken or fish? fish 61. Do you have a favorite animal, no matter how lame it may be? Jews maybe C u r r e n t l y : 62. Current Clothes: Brown towel 63. Current Mood: A whatever state of mind 64. Current Taste: Marlboro Reds 65. Current Hair: Short with facial hair 66. Current Annoyance: I forgot Megan's number 67. Current Smell: Cheeseburgers 68. Current thing I ought to be doing: Packing and calling Megan 69. Current Desktop Picture: Picture of my bulldog 71. Current Book: Ha, what am I, 40? 72. Current DVD In Player: Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants, its not mine, really 73. Current Refreshment: Country Mist 74. Current Worry: Why am I not packing F a v o r i t e s : 76. Food: country fried steak 77. Drink: Jagermeister 78. Color: Green, brown, black 79. Shoes: Good pair of combat boots 80. Candy: Snickers 81. Animal: I don't have one 82. Movie: Romper Stomper 83. Dance: Headbanging while trying to bootie dance at the same time 84. Vegetable: carrots F u t u r e : 85. What do you want to be when you get older? The President, but that will never happen. How about welfare recipient 86: Married?: Myabe 87: Kids?: Probably not 88: Living Where? Norway T h i s o r T h a t : 89: Gay or straight?: Straight and not a emo kid 91: Reading or Writing: I like to read Soldier of Fortune 92: Basketball or Baseball: Fuck that, hockey is better 93: Walking or Running?: Running, because I think I might be good at it 95: Left or Right?: Middle 96: TV Shows or Movies?: Porn 97: Britney or Christina?: Lindsay 98: Rap or Rock?: ROCK N ROLL MOTHERFUCKER 99: Day or Night? Night. 100: What people call you?: Lee, Leeji, Asshole, Shit face, White boy
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New News [Nov. 9th, 2005|08:39 pm]
[Current Mood | shocked]
[Current Music |Stuka Pilot, Bound for Glory]

Im now leaving Florida for the Twin cities on November 20th. So I still have another week! Woohoo!
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